My Drive Home

Today started out strange. I've had a fever for the past 5 days, and it finally broke last night. So, I woke up completely drenched in sweat like never before. It was sick!
Anyways, Just now, as I was beginning my drive home from school, something odd happened. First I heard some lady screaming at the top of her lungs. I looked over and realized that she was in the truck next to me and was seeking "communicate" with me. Her appearance was a little unsettling as she had rotting teeth, sagging-off skin, and falling-out, stringy blonde hair (on top of which sat a cowboy hat).After being very confused, wondering what she was yelling about....I finally figured out that she wasn't angryat all, she was just completely insane or just meth-ed out. She had the biggest smile on her face as she screamed out a stream of randomness including " Can I get a Scooby Snack..Scooby Dooby Doo!!!" She even did some sort of cheer involving clapping and words that were not to be understood; immediately following she started crazily pointing at strangers ( never breaking eye contact with me throughout all of this and screaming all the while). That was the longest light I've ever had to sit at. Finally!! The light turned green and I could get out of there. She yelled, " Now you go that way and I'll go this way!" As I got in line to go left on to the freeway, she got in line to go right on to the freeway. I glanced once more in her direction to be greeted by more insanity and pure oddness. She was looking at me showing me a pine cone she was holding in her hand as if she knew it was something I really wanted. She slowly lowered it to the ground outside her truck and pointed at it a few times--still looking at me-- and then turned on to the freeway. That was so weird!!!!!!